Saturday, 13 January 2007

Burglar

Another dream I have dreamt many times, in many different ways. Is the one where you find that a burglar is in the process of burgling your house.

The one I had the other week was the funniest yet as in the dream, I walked up towards my house to see from a distance that the front door was wide open and there was a strange car parked in front of the house. So putting two and two together, I cut the fuel to the car so that it leaked inside the car and lay in wait outside a little way down the road from my house for the burglar to come out and get into the car. As he pulled away and was about to pass me I throw a lit petrol bomb through the open front window of the car, then calmly walked into the house to call the police only to find the some idiot had painted my hall way orange and my parents were in my house.

"Did you see the interior decorator, he just left."

So the 'burglar' had actually been a interior decorator, still he did paint my hall way orange, so I guess he may have deserved blowing up.

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