Nessie

One of the weirdest dreams that I have ever had was that of a purple baby Nessie (Loch Ness Monster.) my son (That I do not have) had gone away for a few days. Leaving me to look after his talking baby Nessie. Only the thing just played dead and would not talk to me, Because it missed my son. I kept pleading with it, I even tried bribing it to talk, but it said that it would not do anything til my son returned.